1. jaclcfrost:

    limbozoneguardian:

    jaclcfrost:

    characters doing the thing where they shield other characters from harm with their own body physically hurts me

    I imagine it physically hurts them too.

    don’t

  2. (Source: 2076)

  3. italiyeah:

tonyswirl:

ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

3th time i’ve reblogged this

3th

    italiyeah:

    tonyswirl:

    ineffable-hufflepuff:

    misandryevans:

    babymarkers:

    the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

    thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

    none pizza with left beef

    It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

    ive missed you

     (via askscientistcarlos)

    I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

    3th time i’ve reblogged this

    3th

    (Source: ollielephant)

  4. dokiis:

    I’m sure one day my son will have an anime loving teacher and on the first day of school the teacher will take roll until they finally get to my son’s name and ask, “Eren, are your parents fans of Attack on Titan?”

  5. poopflow:

    maliciousmelons:

    imagine if they named a disease after your url

    oh god

  6. deadlycollision:

    takshammy:

    feferilyoddparents:

    but mUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUum

    can someone translate this i dont know british

    I’ll do my best
    *ahem* AY YO MA

    I can’t breathe

  7. No limit

    1.Kissed a girl?
    2.Kissed a boy?
    3.Had sex in public?
    4.What’s your religion?
    5.What does your URL mean?
    6.Reason you joined tumblr?
    7.Do you have any nicknames?
    8.Do you like bubble bath?
    9.Kissed in the rain?
    10.Dyed your hair?
    11.Soup or salad?
    12.Vegetable or meat?
    13.Go out drinking?
    14.Smoke cigarettes?
    15.Smoke weed?
    16.Do any hard drugs?
    17.Have you had sex today?
    18.Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
    19.The relationship between you and the person you last texted?
    20.Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
    21.Skipped doing homework to play a video game?
    22.Tried to commit suicide?
    23.The last time you felt broken?
    24.Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt?
    25.Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
    26.Do you have Long hair OR short hair?
    27.First thing you notice to a guy/girl?
    28.Do you sing in the shower?
    29.Do you dance in the car?
    30.Where were you yesterday?
    31.Ever used a bow and arrow?
    32.Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
    33.Do you think musicals are cheesy?
    34.Is Christmas stressful?
    35.Favorite type of fruit pie?
    36.Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
    37.Do you believe in ghosts?
    38.Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
    39.Take a vitamin daily?
    40.Wear slippers?
    41.Wear a bath robe?
    42.What do you wear to bed?
    43.Do you want to get married?
    44.Can you curl your tongue?
    Relationship preference:
    45.How many relationships have you had?
    46.How can I win your heart?
    47.what makes a great relationship?
    48.Shy OR open?
    50.Religious OR non-religious?
    51.Caring OR non-restricting of you?
    52.Straight edge OR non-straight edge?
    53.Piercings OR no piercings?
    54.Tattoos OR no tattoos?
    55.Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type?
    ask me these, please? : )

  8. tokyotomato:

    i didn’t do a single thing i was supposed to over break

    image

  9. mrs-ostrich:

    Okay but imagine person A of your otp picking up sleepy person B and carrying them to bed and person B just snuggles their face into person A’s shoulder you know on second thought don’t imagine that

  10. (Source: youtube.com)

  11. me to all my friends: YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!
    me to myself: you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours

  12. thepeoplesrecord:

    Columbia student will carry her mattress until her rapist exits school
    September 2, 2014

    While most students at Columbia University will spend the first day of classes carrying backpacks and books, Emma Sulkowicz will start her semester on Tuesday with a far heavier burden. The senior plans on carrying an extra-long, twin-size mattress across the quad and through each New York City building – to every class, every day – until the man she says raped her moves off campus.

    “I was raped in my own bed,” Sulkowicz told me the other day, as she was gearing up to head back to school in this, the year American colleges are finally, supposedly, ready to do something about sexual assault. “I could have taken my pillow, but I want people to see how it weighs down a person to be ignored by the school administration and harassed by police.”

    Sulkowicz is one of three women who made complaints to Columbia against the same fellow senior, who was found “not responsible” in all three cases. She also filed a police report, but Sulkowicz was treated abysmally – by the cops, and by a Columbia disciplinary panel so uneducated about the scourge of campus violence that one panelist asked how it was possible to be anally raped without lubrication.

    So Sulkowicz joined a federal complaint in April over Columbia’s mishandling of sexual misconduct cases, and she will will hoist that mattress on her shoulders as part savvy activism, part performance art. “The administration can end the piece, by expelling him,” she says, “or he can, by leaving campus.”

    Read more

    As painful as I know the constant reminder of attending school with her rapist must be, I’m glad she won’t be the only one forced to remember. I hope the rapist drops out immediately…or better yet, I hope he faces the justice he deserves. 

  13. kushandwizdom:

Teen quotes

    kushandwizdom:

    Teen quotes

  14. Me: Who's a good boy?
    Dog: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
    Me: YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!
    Dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. katara:

    seattl-ite:

    katara:

    I am sick of people thinking deodorant is optional

    i’m sick of people thinking that they can judge others on a normal bodily function and that the only way they can be accepted is to wear something that is harmful/poisonous to your body. just because some men in the 1880’s decided bodily odor was no longer acceptable. 

    bitch you stink